ruinedchildhood:

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

wingsofwarriors:

anemia:

that door lick omg


"maybe if i give it kissies it’ll let me through"



jrdyn:

This is the best tweet I’ve ever seen in my life



mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

(Source: realityau)